I’ve decided to SELL MY SOUL. Yes. Really. But…to YOU! There is a new website, Patreon, (created by Jack Conte of Pomplamoose), which encourages fans to become long-term patrons of the artists they love. It also gives creators like me a way to provide you with things no one else gets to see. And so, for the first time ever, (and the last time), you can purchase a piece of my soul here. Unlike other fundraising services such as Kickstarter, Patreon is a place where you can become a long-term supporter of the work that I am doing, and I have a little something to offer you in exchange! I plan to dole out fractions of my soul once a month to all of my patrons in the form of music, videos, writing, demos, secret plans for world domination, and all kinds of other information that would be otherwise inaccessible. You will also have my eternal gratitude for offering your support. You will have access to the new albums, Google Hangouts, and other rewards. The amount and type of new and original content you receive will depend on the degree of your investment. You can opt out at any time. So! I’m hoping you would like to help support my ongoing work by purchasing a piece of my soul. No amount is too small! I made a little video here to explain how it all works. Thank you for being an angel on Earth.
So! YOU decide what portion of my soul you’d like to procure. No amount is too small! I am confident that with you, it will be in safe keeping. Better you angels than the other option, (and we all know who that is)!
*Remember to store all soul fragments away from warm temperatures exceeding 4000 degrees in a 100% crush-proof and fire proof container.